SKEETER rita gertrude

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FULL NAME: RITA GERTRUDE SKEETER
NICKNAMES: Moskeeter, Skeeter, Rita, Mosquito
AGE: 16
DOB: August 8th
HOUSE AND YEAR: Sixth, Slytherin
SEXUALITY: Straight
BLOOD STATUS: PUREBLOOD
TAKE A SIDE: Death Eater Supporter

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PLAYED BY: natalie dormer

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LOVES:
||~Gossip: “Well obviously, who doesn’t love a good juicy story! I certainly don’t know anyone who doesn’t gossip at least a little bit. I’m not sure though if I like listening to gossip better, or spreading it. Both are equally satisfying, but one requires more work and study than the other. I am a born gossiper, ever since I was little I’ve eavesdropped on my parent’s conversations with each other, and the neighbors. And at every little event my parents threw I would slip around and listen to everyone’s news. And trust me grown up scoop, is always the best scoop.”

~Gum: “Not only does it keep my mouth busy at times, when I’m not talking but it helps me to not overeat. Every time I am tempted to eat when I shouldn’t I pop in a piece of gum, It does the trick. I especially like Cinnamon, or Peppermint gum.”

~Cigarettes: “Similar reason, not only are they satisfying but they suppress hunger pangs. They also help with stress, which I’ve never really had a problem with but it still helps keep it in check.”

~Scandal: “The best kind of Gossip out there! And where we live, scandal is all around. Mrs. Dupont is having an affair with Mr. Langley down the street. The Richard’s girl is pregnant with the paper boy’s kid…stuff like that. And even at Hogwarts Scandal is rife…and I love it!”

~Tea: “Almost any kind, it helps me focus and is the perfect thing for a long cold night. I especially like Spice Tea…spice is kind of my thing.”

~Spicy Foods: “They are bold and exciting, the spicier the better I always say. Especially when it comes to vegetables, the house elves in our home made the best curried vegetables I have ever tasted…”

~Sex: “Mmmm On this one, my lips are sealed.”

~Rain: “I’ve always loved rainy days. As a child I had a rain slicker, umbrella and rain boots in almost every imaginable color. I still do actually.”

~Quick Quotes Quill: “Goodness this Quill is a lifesaver, It writes what I want as it rolls off my tongue and saves me from writer’s cramp. Also it’s my favorite color, Green! Not to mention the fact that if I overhear something and I have it out, it writes what I hear.”

~Being Waited on: “Well who doesn’t like having their dirty work done for them? Or have someone get you what you want when you want it?”

~Money: “Well isn’t it obvious! I have so many needs, and wants that having an abundance of money certainly helps.”

LOATHES:
|| ~Boring People: “No scoop, no use for me to be around them. If you can’t stimulate me with conversation then just walk away from me.”

~Fatty Foods: “Eyuck…They go straight to my waistline, and my ass. No thank you. This girl has to stay thin and fabulous.”

~Meat(Beef, Pork.. That kind of meat): “I only eat Poultry, or fish. The taste, smell, and texture of Beef, pork, and fatty meats like those make me sick. I had a bad experience with some undercooked meat…and some unwanted pounds, long story short and much uneeded time puking I gave it up.”

~Touchy People: “Ugh…these are the people who feel they need to be offended by every little thing. This is the world people, not everyone will wipe your ass, and hold you when you cry. If I say something in my weekly inquisitor about you that offends you, you must know I only print the truth. So if the truth offends you, you deary just need to suck it up and deal.

~Sadness: “Sadness to me is more like weakness. I don’t know how to deal with sad people, and for me to be sad is very rare, and when I am I quickly try to fix it. Just grin and bear it is what I’ve always done. And people who just mope around and sigh…are not interesting.”

~Filth: “I like things to be neat, clean, and orderly. I always have. My clothes always have to smell fresh, with no stains. The same with my body, I need to smell good and feel clean, have my hair and makeup done nice and neat. My room is always neat and orderly, both at Hogwarts and at home. The house elves hardly ever do a thorough enough job, so I have to finish it. It drives me nuts, so if you are a person who cares not about their appearance or smell, then stay away from me.

~Loud Music: “It gives me a headache, besides I can’t focus when music is too loud or heavy.”

~Laziness: “I am by no means a lazy person, trust me. I jog every morning and walk almost everywhere. Besides rushing and sneaking around to get gossip takes effort as well. I can hardly ever stay still, except for when it would be a bad idea to draw attention to myself. Besides…people who are lazy get fat.”

~Being Disobeyed: “If I ask you to do something for me, I would like for you to do it. Yes I know it sounds spoiled, but I don’t honestly care. I see it more as I know what I want, and I always get what I want.”

~Heights: "Ugh... I hate high places, because I’m naturally...short getting down from high places is rather difficult for me. Not to mention that if I look down from high up I get very dizzy."

STRENGTHS:
|| ~Lying

~Making something into a good story and editing where she can.

~Running (She’s very fast)

~Letting things slide off her back

~Making something out of nothing (In more ways than one)
WEAKNESSES:
~Sweets (She likes them they don’t like her)

~Determining Fact from Fiction

~Dominant Men

~Potions

~Hard Time Trusting people
PERSONALITY:

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[/li][li] Nosy "As you already know Rita is not a very moral person, and from a young age she‘s always had a habit of sticking her nose where it doesn‘t belong. She knows the ins and outs of spying, and eavesdropping, and always gets her story."

[/li][li] Conceited "After being praised her whole life, for almost everything she‘s done, it‘s hard not to have a large ego…and hers is the size of parliament. Rita thinks she‘s the greatest thing since self stirring cauldrons, and makes sure everyone around knows it as well."

{*] Creative "Though her stories may be horrible, in the way they exploit people and ruin their reputations, the things Rita comes up with are truly outside the box. The way she can make up a story on the spot is truly phenomenal. Which also makes her a really great liar."

[/li][li] Dishonest "Rita hardly ever tells the truth. She lies to her teachers, her peers, even the small group of friend‘s she has. Her newsletter, also hardly has a scrap of truth in it. "

[/li][li] Paranoid "The way Rita acts towards other people…well she has a right to fear for her life. Death threats, being cornered, or pinned for what she spreads around would make anyone paranoid. Not to mention her fear of getting fat, making her worry about everything she ingests. She doesn‘t come across as someone who worries often, but the inner mechanisms of her brain are always working, and analyzing everything.“

Nosiness…doesn’t even begin to describe Rita, added to how much of a flat out liar she is, she is known as a Busybody. Someone who will stick herself in everyone else’s business and make it her own. She is not someone you can trust to be honest, or trust at all really, you tell her something and soon as possible it’ll be spreading like wildfire. Unless she honestly likes you, then there is not a good chance she’ll keep your secrets. She always has her quick quotes quill on hand, that will catch what her ears don’t. So no matter how secretive you try to be about your conversation, if Rita is nearby most likely she’ll have gotten every word. Rita doesn’t go anywhere without her high horse and pedestal. She keeps her standards high, and knows without a doubt she is better than everyone else. But even so there are those people Rita knows to respect so that she can get places. Aside from that, she will make you kiss the ground she walks on if she knows you aren’t worthy of her notice. She is also extremely taken with her appearance now, after about a year of being insecure, she knows she is lovely and doesn’t care who thinks she isn’t. She lost her insecurities, when she lost her sense of justice, and morality.

Rita likes to express herself in more ways than just writing her little gossip pamphlets, or stories. She enjoys taking pictures of scenes, and objects, and people. Though she takes pictures of the latter most often. She also enjoys putting different outfits together, of all different colors and styles. Including doing her hair in funky styles, and wearing interesting jewelry, not to mention interesting makeup. It is how she likes to set herself apart. In a way Rita worries about what people think…but acts like she doesn’t.

On a side note, Rita is a rather ambitious girl, determined to reach her sky high goals that she’s set for herself. She’s always wanted to be a writer, either for the prophet or an author of books she writes herself. Not just because it is her passion, but her vanity gets the better of her and she would honestly like to receive all the praise and perks it would bring her. Though Rita thinks that she is the mother fucking Queen of all creation, her self consciousness about her body, and her welfare tend to get in the way of that.

Rita is a naturally paranoid girl, because of the slander she writes about people she constantly fears pissing off the wrong person and having her head bashed in. The fact that she cares so much about what others think is a psychological issue all its own. It stems from the requirement in her family to be utterly flawless at all times. Her parents do not accept failure, imperfection, or anything considered mediocre in the least. She pretends that she is the best thing since self stirring cauldrons, but inside is a hot bubbling mess of psychological issues that show themselves in various different forms. Pathological Lying, Eating Disorder, Obsessive Compulsiveness, and an altogether bitchy attitude that dirties up this so called Precious Pearl named Rita Skeeter.

In short, Rita Gertrude Skeeter is a self propelled, conceited little busybody. She also has no intention of changing anything about herself, well except for the minor things she must keep in check. The confident air on the outside is separate from her inside that is just trying to fit in as best she can....but aren't most teenagers like that?[/SIZE]
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MOTHER:
Matilda Skeeter, 38, Socialite, Pureblood, former slytherin
FATHER:
Arthur Skeeter, 40, Works for the Ministry in the Department of International Magical Affairs
SIBLINGS: Single
OTHER IMPORTANT FIGURES: Dog, Ambrosius
BIRTHPLACE: London
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Surrey
HISTORY:

||On August 8th 1961, a small bundle of terror was born at 6:13 am, in the Maternity ward at St. Mungo’s hospital in London, England. The bundle’s name was Rita Gertrude Skeeter, and as a small blonde baby girl in her mother’s arms, you would never know that a bitter, spoiled character lay deep in her soul. On the outside the tiny brown eyed creature was innocent and precious, but as she grew the beast within would begin to emerge. Her parents, Matilda and Arnold Skeeter, were two pureblooded; well to do young kids, who though being arranged had a deep affection for one another. They were thrilled to have a child they could take care of and spoil absolutely rotten, and spoil they did.

The Skeeter's wealth was mostly derived from inheritance on Arthur's part, and Matilda's dowry. But once Arthur got a high paying job at the Ministry, in their Department of International Magical Affairs, their wealth continued to pile up. This enabled the Skeeter's to live in comfort without having to worry about anything. By the time she was three, Rita was already a very proud, spoiled child, who her parents would show off whenever they could. At parties, they would bring her out to sing, or dance for their guests, and smile and clap the entire time finishing it all with a; “Isn’t she the most wonderful child”. Hearing this only added to the young girl’s ever blossoming ego.

In addition to flaunting her about, the bought her every imaginable thing she could ever want saying; “Only the best for our little angel” not caring that they were setting an example for later years of rottenness. These things shaped her into a blonde haired, rosy cheeked, little…brat that was taught that by acting perfect and whining just a little bit, would let you get away with murder. The Skeeter House was large and white, located in Surrey, England. It was two stories, with a small garden in back, and a tailored front yard with a beautiful wrought iron gate surrounding it. There was a lavish dining area inside, and lux bedrooms that were perfectly large enough for more than their small family, but only they lived there. Her bedroom was perfect white, from the time she was very small, to later on in life. White walls, white carpet, a large window in the corner overlooking the garden. A white queen sized bed, with crisp white sheets, and a green duvet. Green and black accents are scattered about the room nowadays, but back then almost everything was white.

The Skeeter’s were a very clean family, who like orderliness, tidiness, and punctuality, and they strove to teach that from very young. Rita began to show all those traits, and lovely manners, around guests and her parents. But the rottenness was rooted deep, she was horrible to the house elves, ordering them around to do what she wished, and had them at her beck and call night and day. Another trait Rita was beginning to show was Nosiness. She had always been a very curious child, but around the time she turned five, she knew the ins and outs of eavesdropping, and spying. When she turned seven she began listening to the house elves speak about her parents sometimes and report it to them as soon as she could, receiving praise as they received punishment. It became an obsession.

She would listen at her parent’s door when they spoke of their friends and of Rita. She almost always knew what she was receiving for birthdays and Christmas, but her parent’s never knew why. At their events, she would listen to the adult conversations from her place on the stairs or in the kitchen and sometimes report what she had heard. Her parent’s never minded; In fact they enjoyed knowing what people were saying about them and made sure to spread gossip about them as soon as possible. Rita was still rather young though, so she didn’t necessarily know what they were talking about, but maybe that was for the best, at the very least she was helping her parents out.

Though as she grew, her innocence soon began to fade letting her know what she was truly reporting, and instead of scaring her away from doing it, it only made her more intrigued. She began to have an unquenchable thirst for trashy gossip, that lead her to become the nosiest little girl on the block…perhaps in all of Surrey. She would peek out the curtains and watch the neighbors as they would come and go. Sometimes, she would even sit in the garden and listen closely to the neighbors over the fence. Her already hardcore obsession with gossip in her childhood, was blossoming and blooming with each day she grew only succeeding in getting worse with no chance of letting up.

Eventually though, something new captured her attention. Magic. At the ripe age of 8 her magical abilities began to show, and her parents who had been proud before were even prouder. Soon enough the time came for Hogwarts, and the excited 11 year old awaited the trains arrival with bated breath. The train ride was long and Rita mostly kept to herself, not sure who would be interesting company. To which I am sad to say, she was thoroughly mistaken. The year went terribly. She was mostly ignored, left in the shadows unless to be made fun of, it was the worst thing she’d ever experienced and once summer came, she vowed to change. After growing several inches and losing a few pounds that she shouldn’t have lost, she came back to school for her second year with an unnatural ease and confidence. She wouldn’t let anyone bring her down ever again.

The year went by effortlessly, and she had even gained a few friends on some level or another, not to mention a small amount of respect. Though there were still those who thoroughly hated her, she had learned over the summer that there were those who would always be afraid, and jealous of greatness like hers. It was to be expected, not to mention most of these people would never amount to anything anyway. As the year wore on, Rita got revenge on all who had teased her, by spreading nasty rumors and gossip about them. And by the end of her 2nd year she was on top of the world.

In third year, she started a small newsletter, that had scoop about almost everyone. She posted one almost every week, and nobody was left out, aside from those people she liked. But other than that, no one was safe when Rita had her Quick Quotes Quill, a pad of paper and a camera, which was always. Around the time she entered her fourth year she began smoking, something she’d picked up around the neighborhood, and decided to try it because she’d heard the nicotine suppressed hunger, which is something she could use to her advantage. Fifth year came and went, Rita had dated and dumped a few guys, lost and gained a few friends, and had also gained numerous enemies, and numerous followers. As far as she was concerned she was walking on air, and nothing could go wrong. Now it is sixth year, and it has started off very interesting. Rita just can’t wait to see what unfolds for the rest of her time here at Hogwarts

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AGE: 18
EXPERIENCE: 7 years
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